How do I work this?

We'll let you know after several meetings of the Unclaimed Mysteries Radio staff.

Where is that large automobile ?

Heading north at a hundred and ten per.

This is not my beautiful house!

Please state in the form of a question.

This is not my beautiful wife!

Please state in the form of a question.

Where does that highway go to?

A convenience store in Ooltewah, TN.

Am I right, am I wrong?

Yes and no.

My God, what have I done???

You've broken the simulation. Satisfied?